you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
my heart says yes but my mom says no
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
i want to do a transformation tuesday but alas i am still ugly
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
Cute things to call your girlfriend
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.